I am “THE MACHINE”

I heard about this from a young airman named Zak that said, “Shtah Machino”, as a passing expression. I said, “What?, you said, ‘What machine’…….I don’t get it?” He goes, oh shit I meant, “Ja Machino”. “You’re the machine (I asked knowingly but still confused), WTF are you talking about?” So then he told me […]